David Leyonhjelm (NSW, Liberal Democratic Party) Share this | Hansard source

You dare ask, Mr President? I have a supplementary question. Senator, can you assure the parents of Australia that the gifts Santa imports meet Australia's exacting standards, including bans on inappropriate toys like toy guns and country-of-origin labelling and assurances regarding the source of any wood products? Regarding the lollies Santa will stuff into our stockings, will they be certified kosher and halal, free of contaminants and given a health star rating?